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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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philsbear

phil constantly complained online about being single in the years before he and dan started talking and then after they supposedly became a ‘thing’ he never once mentioned being single again. in addition, dan’s branding is being easy to relate to and yet he never makes jokes about being single which would appeal to his audience and would fit his relatable branding. in this essay i will

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dracofidus

When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

applejuicewerewolf

Witches are always pro-trans culture, transphobes cannot be witches.

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