- a sweaty dan
- “what are you on about you weird england freaks”
- ~never forget~
- “you know what i require to get spooky” “IMMERSION”
- “phil…why do you own these things…”
- “much red. very spooky blood”
- “dat graphic design”
- “i wish humans had tongues like that” “they could get right in there”
- “three days until the party” “that…that was a five, dan”
- WASD
- “get on the bed” “BOW CHIKA WOW WOW”
- “he’s crying in the corner…IT’S ME”
- “urrRGH I HATE HOUSES”
- “this is gonna…fuck me up good”
- “There’s tooooooooo much to pee on top of here”
- “i hate windows” “you can jump out if you’re scared” “NOT IF YOU’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY. where do you run to, the death barn?”
- *phil heavy breathing into dan’s ear*
- HOW DO THEY PROTECT THEMSELVES
- “WHERE’S THE PHYSICS ENGINE IN THIS FUCKER”
- “i dunno, that telephone looks a bit derpy, i don’t think it can make it into the toy story casting”
- “this is why i like living in london; you can just dive out a window and get hit by a taxi”
- “cry until it eats your soul”
- “freddy got all eager in the bedsheets for some rumbly-tumbly”
- “i was scared of everything”
- “don’t flicker you shhhhiiiiitty torch”
- dan howell’s resolve of steel ft. half-chair drop
- “do triplets come out all at once?”
- FINGER SHIFTS. “are you tired? have a breather”
- “wwWWHHAAAT DO YOU DOOOOOOOO”
- “i’m gunna fuck u up im gunna find where u live and im gunna punch u in the face”
- RETURN OF FNAF4 FOR SPOOKY WEEK
- rip dan’s honor
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